Fight Me Friday: The Jaxxson Five

As an elite 4th grade flag football coach - many consider me the Nick Saban of central Colorado and not just because I pay and illegally recruit players and ruthlessly place non-performing 9 year olds on fake medical scholarships -  I've learned that half of you decided to name your boy some version of Jaxon, Jaxxon or Jackson instead of real names like Joe, Charles, El Gordito, Andrew, Jake and La'Terrious.